🥒Hey you! Fred Flintstone, the top-notch quarry worker of Bedrock, selling cookies? Imagine him going door-to-door in "The Little Stranger" (Season 4, Episode 4). He'd start with his usual over-the-top enthusiasm, probably trying to convince his neighbors that the "Slabrock Crunch" cookies are "the greatest prehistoric invention since the wheel!" He’d ramble, for the time, on how these treats are made with genuine rock-sourced ingredients and pack enough prehistoric energy to power a bronto-crane. The whole pitch could easily backfire, as, naturally, some stone age people would try to make it about the stone age weight problems - ending with him accidentally offending Wilma about her weight while boasting the cookies could replace entire meals. The poor woman.🍩 Then consider Barney Rubble in “The House That Fred Built” (Season 3, Episode 2). Ever the timid follower, Barney could take a much softer tactic as some boy scout. He will show the friendly and soft-hearted character of that short fellow, emphasizing community and kindness. He'd probably showcase the cookies, like “Bedrock Bites” that supports local cave-dwellers and helps fund their new bowling alley – because that is Barney's big passion. It can be anticipated his heartfelt approach would charm the residents, as he'd likely share personal stories of how sharing cookies with Fred always smoothed over their many, many, many squabbles. "Yabba Dabba Doo!" – use that to express it, like it is a symbol of friendship and sharing. It all could be satire, right?