🤡 How do you avoid overloading your team? Easy, just give them all the work and tell them to "figure it out." It's like a puzzle, except the pieces are made of fire and the box says "I love you" in a creepy voice.

🤡 What's the difference between a manager and a magician? One makes things disappear, the other makes things appear... on their team's plate, until they're buried under an avalanche of tasks and start to feel like they're trapped in a never-ending escape room.

🤡 How do you keep your team engaged and motivated? Easy, just promise them a pizza party if they finish all their work on time... and then forget to order the pizzas... and replace the toppings with expired coupons and broken dreams. Voila! Instant demotivation!