(Verse 1)

Yo, listen up, let me tell you 'bout a trip,

To the office, where time just slips,

Commuting's a hassle, ain't no fun,

Stuck in traffic, day hasn't begun.

(Chorus)

Visiting an office, such a waste,

Time flies away, without a trace,

Meetings, chatter, noise, and more,

Just a bunch of time-sucking bore.

(Verse 2)

Unnecessary meetings, they never end,

No agenda, just blabbermouths again,

No goal, no plan, just a bunch of hot air,

Wastin' time, like there's no care.

(Chorus)

Visiting an office, such a waste,

Time flies away, without a trace,

Meetings, chatter, noise, and more,

Just a bunch of time-sucking bore.

(Bridge)

Distractions everywhere, can't concentrate,

Phone calls, emails, constant debate,

Outdated tech, ancient software too,

Inefficiency, we all know what to do.

(Verse 3)

Lack of autonomy, micromanaged lives,

Red tape, bureaucracy, too much jive,

Employees suffer, stuck in a rut,

Frustrated workers, no way to cut.

(Chorus)

Visiting an office, such a waste,

Time flies away, without a trace,

Meetings, chatter, noise, and more,

Just a bunch of time-sucking bore.

(Verse 4)

Non-work-related activities galore,

Socializing, breaks, personal stuff once more,

Time's ticking away, but work's not done,

Another day, another sunset, fun's gone.

(Bridge)

Think outside the box, break free from the mold,

Remote work, flexibility, stories untold,

Efficiency up, productivity high,

A better way, say goodbye.

(Chorus)

Visiting an office, such a waste,

Time flies away, without a trace,

Meetings, chatter, noise, and more,

Just a bunch of time-sucking bore.

(Outro)

So there you have it, every single reason,

Why visiting an office is pure treason,

Don't get trapped, embrace change,

A better future, rearrange.

All fun aside, I am not against working in the office -but I am against fixating on that and pretending it had no serious drawbacks. Let people choose when it makes sense and when not, I'd say. Trust the people!