You ever notice how Siri never understands what you're saying unless you speak like a robot? Like, "Good evening, Siri. Please set an alarm for six o'clock tomorrow morning." Why can't she just chill and let me talk normal?

So, I asked Siri to find me the best Mexican food spot around. Guess what she did? Nothing! Nada! Zip! Zero tacos or burritos. She couldn't even find me a chimichanga! Come on, Siri, step up your game!